idontwannabesued:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

“The Ride” by Rodolphe Guenoden

HOLD THE FUCK UP

Straight up, tho’, that’s entrapment.  Not cool, Death.  Not cool.

(via formerlyknownasemily)

I’m badly tempted to buy a stack of 1 oz silver bars off ebay for absolutely no other reason than I think it’d be neat to have a stack of 1 oz silver bars.

rhymeswithvinegar:

paxamericana:

great job idiots


A spokesman for Mr. Paul, informed of Mr. Bundy’s remarks, said the senator was not available for immediate comment. Chandler Smith, a spokesman for Mr. Heller, said that the senator “completely disagrees with Mr. Bundy’s appalling and racist statements, and condemns them in the most strenuous way.” A spokeswoman for Mr. Abbott, Laura Bean, said that the letter he wrote “was regarding a dispute in Texas and is in no way related to the dispute in Nevada.”

uh-huh, uh huh whaddaya know, a batshit crazy sovereign citizen has some really awful views about race

Wait, is this that asshole who won’t stop grazing his cattle?  When I read it I thought this was something from the sixties.  Someone in THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY used the phrase “Let me tell you one more thing I know about the Negro”?  Holy SHITBALLS FUCK.  I mean, let’s be honest, anyone who is in any way surprised that this guy is a racist is a fucking idiot, but holy shit, that is just =amazingly= racist.

rhymeswithvinegar:

paxamericana:

great job idiots

A spokesman for Mr. Paul, informed of Mr. Bundy’s remarks, said the senator was not available for immediate comment. Chandler Smith, a spokesman for Mr. Heller, said that the senator “completely disagrees with Mr. Bundy’s appalling and racist statements, and condemns them in the most strenuous way.” A spokeswoman for Mr. Abbott, Laura Bean, said that the letter he wrote “was regarding a dispute in Texas and is in no way related to the dispute in Nevada.”

uh-huh, uh huh whaddaya know, a batshit crazy sovereign citizen has some really awful views about race

Wait, is this that asshole who won’t stop grazing his cattle?  When I read it I thought this was something from the sixties.  Someone in THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY used the phrase “Let me tell you one more thing I know about the Negro”?  Holy SHITBALLS FUCK.  I mean, let’s be honest, anyone who is in any way surprised that this guy is a racist is a fucking idiot, but holy shit, that is just =amazingly= racist.

gunsknivesgear:

Tomahawks.

A tomahawk is one of those things that I have no practical use for, but I really want one anyway.And for some reason, unlike most things that fall into that category, I don’t own one.  I’m honestly not sure why.

gunsknivesgear:

Tomahawks.

A tomahawk is one of those things that I have no practical use for, but I really want one anyway.

And for some reason, unlike most things that fall into that category, I don’t own one.  I’m honestly not sure why.

For future reference.

(via quinbot)

kristaferanka:

black widow
30 min warm up

kristaferanka:

black widow

30 min warm up

marvel1980s:

Fastball Special by Paul Smith

marvel1980s:

Fastball Special by Paul Smith

Sometimes I wonder what’s up with the AT&T tumblr.  

I really do.

Sometimes I wonder what’s up with the AT&T tumblr.  

I really do.

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-Hail Hydra

(via cosmam)

"Chris and I have been in a lot of dark places together, and the thing I love about Chris, we met over some ‘apple juice’ and it was like one of those experiences where there’s a dude you meet and you’re like ‘Man, you’re a cool dude.’ Then a whole bottle of ‘apple juice’ later you’re like ‘Man, we’re friends.’ Just a dark, dark place."- Anthony Mackie.

Captain America 3: The Adventures of Captain Little-Ass and Falcon Big Butt

(via techsgtjenn)

kristaferanka:

i don’t know.
warm up


#twoticketstothebunshow

kristaferanka:

i don’t know.

warm up

#twoticketstothebunshow

(via wheelr)

yoisthisracist:

Mike asked: Also actually racist. It’s so fucking ridiculous that we have to pretend that that bullshit channel is anything other than a bunch of open racists.

Are people still pretending Fox News isn’t racist?  I thought we were done with that.

yoisthisracist:

Mike asked: Also actually racist.

It’s so fucking ridiculous that we have to pretend that that bullshit channel is anything other than a bunch of open racists.

Are people still pretending Fox News isn’t racist?  I thought we were done with that.

(via thehmiller)

rhymeswithvinegar:

quinbot:

This is my favorite internet thing so far this week. Atlanta gets a MLS soccer team. Some rivalries never die. rhymeswithvinegar

ohhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

You might even say it was a…

sick burn.

ETA: Oh man, “You could say Atlanta… =got burnt=” is WAY better.  That’ll teach me not to let my shit go out without a rewrite.

rhymeswithvinegar:

quinbot:

This is my favorite internet thing so far this week. Atlanta gets a MLS soccer team. Some rivalries never die. rhymeswithvinegar

ohhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

You might even say it was a…

sick burn.

ETA: Oh man, “You could say Atlanta… =got burnt=” is WAY better.  That’ll teach me not to let my shit go out without a rewrite.